Topic: Something I found in an old book: An Animal TF Spell.
"The Anifornum: The Anifornum causes you to adopt the guise of any beast you choose. Take care to perform it aright: you would seem foolish indeed parading through the public streets looking normal yet crowing like a rooster. To cast it, mix honeydew with a pint of dolphin's milk. Drink the mixture, close your eyes, will the spell to work, and say: "BESTIA ANIMO, My human shape shall go. BESTIO BESTIETTA, It shall be for the better, BESTIO ANIFORNUM, I'll turn into a _____." (at the end, call out the name)"
"Note: not to be used by beginners unless supervised by a more experianced magician."
I haven't tried it. I mean, where am I supposed to get Dolphin Milk? But I thought you guys would like to see this.